A Conversation with Jordyn.............

A girl friend of mine (who also keeps a blog) posted the other day about the conversations her and her two year old have on a daily basis. I thought, "What a great idea!". So, I started keeping note of some of the outrageous, yet funny, things Jordyn says.

Here are just a few conversations we have had over the last few days..........

Me: "Jordyn, please do not pull your sister's body parts."

Jordyn: "Ok. Can I poke her eye?"
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Me: "Babe, the cat just threw up. Can you get the resolve and a towel?"

Jordyn: "Ew, Dad! Chloe just threw up!"

Me: "Jordyn! Don't touch Chloe's barf!"
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Me (while walking down our stairs): "Jordyn, please hold my hand."

Jordyn: "No mama. I only hold your hand when we walk to the park. I don't like your hand."

Me (thought to self): Wow, thanks!
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The other night Jordyn wore pajama shorts to bed. When she woke up the next morning she had pants on. I was very confused by this so I asked her:

Me: "Jordyn- what happened to your shorts you were wearing?"

Jordyn: "I had to change. The shorts weren't working."

Me: "They weren't working?"

Jordyn: "No, they were falling over."

Me: "They were falling OFF?"

Jordyn: "Yeah, that."
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Jordyn LOVES bacon and so does her Daddy. So we typically have it every Saturday and Sunday when John is home. Well the other morning, on Monday, Jordyn was eating a piece of bacon. I was very confused by this since I hadn't given her a piece.

Me: "Jordyn, where did you get that piece of bacon?"

Jordyn: "The fridge."

Me: "Remember I told you that you are not allowed to go in the fridge by yourself."

Jordyn: "No, mom! My fridge!"

She proceeds to walk over to her play kitchen, open up the door to the pretend fridge and show me where she was storing the bacon. I about died.
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On this morning's walk-

Jordyn: "Mom, I have a bug in my eye."

Me (after I look): "Baby, I don't see a bug in your eye."

Jordyn: "Well, there is something bugging me in there."
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So as you can see- I am entertained on a daily basis!

Happy Friday everyone!